Caitie

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OH GOD.

Harry: wait if Duke is Harry's grandma does that make Elucifer his Grandpa
Duke: Yes. Yes it does. Your grandfather is now an Entelexeia. Grats.
Elucifer: But I thought I was Yuri's, Rita's, and Flynn's grandma?
Duke: I don't know how this works. Shut up.
Elucifer: I am rather confused now. :<
Harry: NOW HARRY HAS TWO GRANDPAS!
Duke: This just further inspires me to do Furfur!Elucifer and Zepar!Duke, by the way.
Harry: Harry basically fucks everything up so it's fitting ok
Duke: WITHOUT LOVE, IT CANNOT BE SEEN~~~
Elucifer: Finish the other drawing first. :< And okay, sure, why not! HELLO, GRANDCHILD. <
Yuri: HARRY
Yuri: I AM GOING TO CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD LIKE I DID WITH THE DON
Elucifer: [Whacks Yuri on the head.] Be nice.
Harry: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE GRANDMA LIKES ME BEST
Yuri: Glares at Elucifer* ...Fine
Duke: [Clings to Harry.]
Yuri: LIKE HELL I AM YOU GOT ME INTO THIS MESS
Flynn: I THOUGHT I WAS GRANDPAPPY'S FAVORITEST. ;_;
Duke: [Clings to Flynn, too. :>]
Yuri: I THOUGH RITA WAS?
Flynn: [Sobs on Duke's shoulder.]
Yuri: *Is not loved in his family ;~;*
Harry: I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN
Duke: UNGRATEFUL GRANDCHILDREN, APPRECIATE THE LOVE I GIVE YOU.
Yuri: LIKE HELL YOU DIDN'T
Harry: I guess Duke likes dem blondies
Duke: o bb
Duke: i mean what
Harry: WHAT WHAT DID I DO
Yuri: AND STOP CALLING ME UNGRATEFUL GRANDPAPS
Elucifer: [Hugs Yuri? :>]
Jade: *pats Yuri on the head.* Now, now, calm down~
Yuri: YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU STUPID BRAT
Yuri: *Is hugged by Elucifer*
Harry: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT OK.
Yuri: *And patted on the head. Is calming down now*
Jade: There, There Yuri. *calm down or He'll give you a hug, and you don't want that, do you~?*
Duke: I hear mystic artes solve lots of problems. Confirm/deny?
Flynn: Divine Streak does, too.
Harry: I don't have a mystic arte. :c
Duke: :<
Duke: Sure you do. It's called [Fuck Everything Up.] :>?
Flynn: V I love you.
Duke: Crit the Don for ENDLESS NINE damage.
Jade: LOLOLOL I want that Mystic arte XD
Harry: SOB IT IS THE WORST MYSTIC ARTE EVER
Flynn: ENDLESS NINE YES.

AND THEN LATER

Harry: GRANDPA TELL ME A STORY
Elucifer: WHAT KIND OF STORY, GRANDSON?
Harry: TELL ME HOW YOU MET GRANDMA!!
Elucifer: (I knew I was forgetting something... Need to add that to headcanon thread. :<) OKAY, GRANDSON.
Elucifer: ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A MAN NAMED DUKE. HE WENT OUTSIDE THE BARRIER FOR SOME STUPID REASON, I DON'T KNOW WHY. HE WAS A FOOL.
Duke: ... :<
Duke: [Stops clinging. Sits in corner. :<]
Harry: /listens intently
Elucifer: [Continues clinging to Duke. <3] ANYWAY. HE WENT OUTSIDE THE BARRIER AND GOT ATTACKED BY A MONSTER. SINCE HE HAD NO BODHI BLASTIA, HE WAS GETTING WRECKED.
Duke: Hey. I think you're exaggerating.
Elucifer: Naw. ANYWAY. THIS MONSTER WAS ABOUT TO FINISH HIM OFF WHEN A GIANT PURPLE WOLF CAME BY AND BEAT THE MONSTER.
Elucifer: DUKE WAS STILL PISSING HIS PANTS THOUGH, SO HE HAD TO WAIT FOR HIM TO FINISH. :<
Duke: FFFFFUCK YOU GUYS. :<
Duke: ;_;
Elucifer: Kihihihihihi. AFTER DUKE FINISHED PEEING, AND AFTER MUCH CONVINCING, DUKE FINALLY SAID HE HAD NO HOME. SO ELUCIFER OFFERED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTILL HE DIED.
Jade: *pats Duke.*
Elucifer: THE END.
Harry: THAT WAS A GREAT STORY GRANDPA
Duke: ... WOW LOL.
Duke: WAY TO BE A JACKASS ABOUT THE ENDING HOLY SHIT LOL.
Anise: WTF DID I JUST READ?
Elucifer: THANK YOU, GRANDCHILD. AND I KNOW, I TRY. : D
Duke: ELUCIFER BEING A TERRIBLE PERSON. [CRIES.]
Klarth: I have no clue
Elucifer: [Clings to Duke.]
Harry: GRANDPA WHY IS GRANDMA CRYING? D:
Elucifer: GRANDMA IS CRYING BECAUSE IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, TOUCHING STORY.